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Report: Isiah Thomas is lurking and confused

The Hernia Mole has learned that a very confused Isiah Thomas is telling friends that he plans on trading for Amar'e Stoudemire the minute that James Dolan puts him back into his rightful position as President of the New York Knickerbockers.  

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Meanwhile... during a Mets broadcast

The close captioner clearly has something on their mind. 

 

[Via Deadspin]

Fox Baseball embraces advanced statistics

[Via Reddit]

Felix Doubront sneaked a wiffle ball into a real game

We will spare you a hacky Baba Booey joke.

 

[Gif via Reddit]

 

 

Yankee fan has huge balls

Metaphorically speaking.

Update: This uncooperative GIF isn't working. Watch it here.

[Via Reddit]

Blue Jay's Munenori Kawasaki must know how to please the ladies

Or himself.

J.R. Smith inspired yogurt finally hits shelves

If you're looking for an explanation, we are absent of one. But yes, this is very real and very awesome; or awful. It really boils down to who you're talking to.

[Photo Via Reddit]

Diego Maradona is probably nuts, unbalanced

 

Sure, we already know he is nuts and has one of the most impressive blow and rum bloats in all of Latin America. Sadly, the most fascinating thing about this video is the production value. We are always a fan of huge water marks and music scores composed by John Tesh.

Deer Crashes Through Bus Window, Is Probably the Best Athlete In the World

The unrivaled toughness and endless motor on display here just made a humbled Ronnie Lott cross his legs. This spirited young fellow even manages to make the great Bo Jackson look like David Eckstein, at best.

This rare prospect could end up being the first NFL Draft pick where Kiper and McShay whole-hardheartedly agree.

[via The Big Lead]

James Dolan still has the posture of a washed up, unkempt Ewok

It appears the rapidly decaying owner of the New York Knicks did not enjoy Game 4 on Tuesday night in Indianapolis. One more loss and it's back to the village for the portly, tragically misguided Ewok.

[via Deadspin]